Additional material inserted in the front of mid-November, 2011 sets at the 9:55 Comedy Club, Cafe Diem and McCormack’s Irish Pub open mics in Richmond, VA:

I’m excited to be here at ______. How excited? More excited than J. Edgar Hoover getting a new Victoria’s secret catalogue in the mail. New movie debuts about J. Edgar Hoover. The most action-packed scenes were set in the thirties when Hoover nailed gangsters Machine Gun Kelly, Pretty Boy Floyd and Cross Dressing Willie.

Adam Sandler wears drag in his new movie, “Jack and Jill.” J. Edgar Hoover is spinning in his grave - probably in a tutu.
 
Big scandal at Penn State. Looking back, Jerry Sandusky paraphrasing Maurice Chevalier’s “Thank Heaven for Little Girls” at State College karoake night was probably a red flag.

The Russians have been desperately working to salvage their Mars moon probe. However, they admit they made their biggest mistake when they failed to make Ashton Kutcher their payload. The Catholic Church has a new translation: “coitus interruptus” now means “I walked in on the priest and the choir boy.”

11/11/11 was a big disappointment — especially for the binary curious.

According to news reports, Heavy D’s last tweet was “Be inspired,” which is confusing. I thought his last tweet was “Does Dunkin’ Donuts deliver?” Heavy D’s November 4 tweet was “Magic is just science we don’t understand,” which he ripped off from Arthur C. Clarke. I guess that makes him an UnOriginal Gangsta. Two waves spotted in a British Columbia lake were not the Canadian Loch Ness Monster. It was just New Jersey Governor Chris Christie dog paddling on vacation.