Chris Martin’s comedy goals

1. To write 1,000 jokes.
2. To perform 100 sets
3. To have a half-hour special on Comedy Central
4. To have a hour-long special on HBO
5. To make a living from stand-up comedy
6. To qualify for NACA
7. To tour all 50 states
8. To get on Eventful’s list of top 50 demanded performers
9. To tour England
10. To appear at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival
11. To have a sold-out performance at the Byrd Theater in Richmond, Virginia
12. To headline at the Gotham Comedy Club in New York City
13. To headline at Caroline’s in New York City
14. To headline at the Improv
15. To headline at the Funny Bone
16. To headline at the Comedy Store in Los Angeles
17. To appear at the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal
18. To have my own bobblehead
19. To release a CD
20. To release my own DVD